Day 715: Fallout 4 still isn’t out yet.

(via collective-solace)




1911’s are the high-class call girls that will give you a hell of a night and will make you want more, if you pay the right price.

Glock’s are the cheap, dirty sluts that will take anything you’re willing to shove in her and will still…

+10 for Gary
Always knew I liked you bud.

There are plenty other ways to make metaphors of weaponry… Being a douche isn’t an acceptable way.